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Brainbots Brainbots

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Didn't tickle my fancy.

Great effort and thought have been put into this, it isn't hard to tell. Great concept and pretty impressive originality as well, but I wasn't enjoying it too much. The whole style didin't fit with me, the Monty Python meets the 80's background stuff was just too old looking if you want my advice. The musci kinda sucked too.



StripBowl! StripBowl!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Lame

This was a sorry excuse to see some titties. The bowling game was horrible but the animation was good.



Holy Cow! Holy Cow!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Aight viagra, couple of pointers

First off, you don't need to keep telling everyone this is non violent. People are smart enough to figure out that flying cows blessing people with spades and hearts dosent include violence, wich brings me to my second point. Why the hell is it a COW spreading BLESSINGS in the form of PLAYING CARDS to people who DIE if they dont get it?

Can someone clear this up for me?


earl223 responds:

No their not. There are a lot of people BLAMMING this just because it ain't violent. I'm just telling them not to expect any.

And they're symbols.. not cards. If you were smart, you would've known that. It just so happens that people associate these symbols with playing cards, but please take note that if you see a valentine's card, it is NOT and it will never be... a playing card.


Rocket Bike Rocket Bike

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Well, I liked it

This game got me playing for an hour or so. I loved the whole racing pixelated homeboys thing, but the sheer lack of variety from character to character made me wish for more. Also, the game was just too buggy! Everytime a race started there seemed to be a melee between all the racers, and getting knocked out of the race took forever to get back in. The thing that bugged me the most was the upgrades because they did NOTHING AT ALL.

Definitely had potential, you could probably get a very good game out of this, but for now it fails. Still like it thought.



Alien Hominid Alien Hominid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yeah it's good

It's not incredible though.



Escape from Fairy World Escape from Fairy World

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

WHAT THE CRAP?

Lol, your lack of insults made me laugh.

great game though.



Make a Bag Make a Bag

Rated 5 / 5 stars

you actually did it

And I thought you were merely kidding... Still, extra cool points for keeping your word



Noobie FAQ Noobie FAQ

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMFG bum made a flash!!!!11

You get a 5 because I know you!!! Its a good idea because some people are so dumb. Im talking about the "that suked u dont put taht on newgrunds dumass".
Makes me wanna feel pity for my fellow humans sometimes, but then I got get myself a cookie and feel all better.


bumcheekcity responds:

Cookies make everything feel better. Thanks for the 5!


king stroker king stroker

Rated 5 / 5 stars

loved it

It wasnt clear what to push when you want to ejculate though. My balls kept exploding.



Punk-o-matic Punk-o-matic

Rated 5 / 5 stars

dood

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